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Guys! you pleases me when to vote for me! Thank you very much!***kisses***

Guys! Thank you very much! Thank you to VOTE for me! I love you guys!**** Muah****

You tell me that I am very much changed in appearance! Yes, it is because I strive to look better and better than it is. You tell me that I am very lost weight right now. Yes, it is true. Now I am very lost weight.
This is not surprising, because I want to be better than before.
And I hope you like it!)
Thank you to all my favorite! *****

1. We can get laid anytime we want
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3. We peeping sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you\\\'re d***k
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6. We can sl**p our way to the top of the class
7. We get to shop at Victoria\\\'s Secret
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sl**p with them
11. Men light our cigarettes for us
12. Men hold the door open for us
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
14. We\\\'re cuter
15. We lie better
16. We\\\'re better manipulators
17. We always end up sl**ping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch
18. We always have food in the fridge
19. We don\\\'t worry about losing our hair
20. We always get to choose the movie
21. We don\\\'t have to mow the lawn
22. We don\\\'t have to take out the garbage
23. We don\\\'t have to paint the house or walls
24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men
25. Cosmopolitan
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold
28. PMS is a legal defense for myrder
29. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
30. We can masturbate more in a day than men
31. 2 words - multi orgasmic
32. We don\\\'t have to constantly adjust our genitals
33. Sweat is sexy on us
34. We never run out of excuses
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men **** up so often
39. We can give \\\"the look\\\" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
40. Women are cleaner
41. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn\\\'t know)
42. We\\\'re better arguers
43. We don\\\'t always have to think with our genitals
44. Massage!!!!
45. We\\\'re better parents
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
47. There\\\'s never a shortage of ready, willing and able men
48. We\\\'re flexible
49. When women get pissed we don\\\'t destroy property or hurt people -
we just take it out on the world in general because we can
50. Menopause - thank god we\\\'re not capable of having c***dren after we\\\'re 50
51. Manstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say \\\"no\\\" to sex
52. Men in uniform
53. There is no penis envy
54. We can just roll over and go to sl**p after we masturbate because there\\\'s no messy cleanup
55. It generally takes us less to get d***k
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain
57. We often get to cut in line
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON\\\'T
59. Better tips
60. Women who don\\\'t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting
61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don\\\'t embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for
long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
64. We don\\\'t have excessive amounts of body hair
65. We don\\\'t spend 45 minutes on the toilet
66. Men will pay us for sex
67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn\\\'t make us sterile
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time,
but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
71. Women sweat less
72. Women smell better
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don\\\'t have to waste money on flowers or cards
- a blowjob and sex fixes all
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, raapers and cheats
75. Women don\\\'t get the humor in the three stooges
76. Women have three accessible holes
77. We don\\\'t get embarrassed when buying tampons
78. We\\\'re better gossips
79. We have better fashion sense
80. We\\\'re better shoppers
81. We don\\\'t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
82. Our friends don\\\'t pick on us if we aren\\\'t sl**ping with anyone
83. Men don\\\'t know what our \\\'girl talk\\\' is all about (and I\\\'m not gonna tell you)
84. We\\\'re all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
85. We don\\\'t have to drive when on a date
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed
87. Women can use the old \\\"that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn\\\" line
88. Women know how fake it
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesn\\\'t only pertain to dancing
91. When women are short, we\\\'re petite, when men are short, they\\\'re just short
92. Women do less time for violent crime
93. Women don\\\'t have to worry about not being able to get it up
94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
95. Women\\\'s conversations generally consist of more than just \\\"uh huh, yep ok then bye\\\"
96. Women don\\\'t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
97. Women never have to see combat
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
99. Women are sexier

and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration:
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

1] All human beings are different. And should do everything possible to continue to be so.

2] Each human being has been granted two courses of action: that of deed and that of contemplation. Both lead to the same place.

3] Each human being has been granted two qualities: power and gift. Power drives a person to meet his/her destiny, his gift obliges that person to share with others which is good in him/her. A human being must know when to use power, and when to use compassion.

4] Each human being has been granted a virtue: the capacity to choose. For he/she who does not use this virtue, it becomes a curse - and others will always choose for him/her.

5] Each human being has the right to two blessings, which are: the blessing to do right, and the blessing to err. In the latter case, there is always a path of learning leading to the right way.

6] Each human being has his own sexual profile, and should exercise it without guilt - provided he/she does not oblige others to exercise it with him/her.

7] Each human being has his own Personal Legend to be fulfilled, and this is the reason he is in the world. The Personal Legend is manifest in his enthusiasm for what she/he does.
Single paragraph - the Personal Legend may be abandoned for a certain time, provided one does not forget it and returns as soon as possible.

8] Each man has a feminine side, and each woman has a masculine side. It is necessary to use discipline with intuition, and to use intuition objectively.

9] Each human being must know two languages: the language of society and the language of the omens. The first serves for communication with others. The second serves to interpret messages from God.

10] Each human being has the right to seek out joy, joy being understood as something which makes one content - not necessarily that which makes others content.

11] Each human being must keep alight within him the sacred flame of madness. And must behave like a normal person.

12] The only faults considered grave are the following: not respecting the rights of one's neighbor, letting oneself be paralyzed by fear, feeling guilty, thinking one does not deserve the good and bad which occurs in life, and being a coward.
Paragraph 1 - we shall love our adversaries, but not make alliances with them. They are placed in our way to test our sword, and deserve the respect of our fight.
Paragraph 2 - we shall choose our adversaries, not the other way around.

13] We hereby declare the end to the wall dividing the sacred from the profane: from now on, all is sacred.

14] Everything which is done in the present, affects the future by consequence, and the past by redemption.

15] The impossible is possible!
Paulo Coelho

Sara had no idea that Sandy\'s husband John and his friend Mike were watching her undress in the large dressing room. They both had hard cocks seeing the beautiful redheads young firm body. Sara was trying on the tiny little thong panties and skimpy little see through bras first as Sandy had suggested. She was quite surprised when Sandy slipped into the dressing room just as she had slipped off the little black bra and panty set. She blushed as the older woman seen her naked body,trying to cover herself.

A soft shiver swept over Sandy\'s body as she admired Sara\'s breathtaking naked body. \"Oh,don\'t be shy Sara,I see naked girls all the time in this business. With your looks and that to die for body you have nothing to be ashamed of. I don\'t see many natural redheads,very beautiful Sara.

\"Thank you.\" Sara was blushing even more and had goose pimples all over. Her nipples were hard and erect as the beautiful blonde woman stared at her pussy.She was surprised that she was already feeling comfortable being naked with Sandy.

\"We will have to trim it up,even our bathing suits won\'t cover that beautiful red bush.\" She pulled her dress up around her hips showing the girl her neatly trimmed pussy. Her blonde silky hair was neatly trimmed to about a one inch strip leaving the sides of her pussy shaved smooth.Her thick fleshy cunt lips stuck out passed the fine trimmed hairs, her swollen clit stuck out even further,like a tiny cock.

Sara couldn\'t help but stare at her pretty pussy, thinking Sandy wasn\'t bashful at all. \"I see you\'re a natural blonde and I do like that trim job.!\" Sara was staring at her pussy longer than she should she thought. Moving her eyes back up to look her in the eyes. \"You don\'t wear panties?\"

\"No,never. I love the feeling of being naked under my outfits,plus I love to flash my pussy to strangers!\" Sandy told her.

\"You\'re k**ding.\" Sara gasped looking back down at her glistening wet pink cunt lips.

\"No,I\'m very serious. You should try it,its very exciting and John loves me doing it. Try on this yellow dress without anything else Sara.\"

John and Mike had taken there big hard cock out and were slowly stroking them watching the two women in the dressing room. \" I think your wife is ready to attack that redhead John.\"

\"Can you blame her, look at that hot body,I love that red cunt hair!!\" John replied. He picked up the phone and asked Nicole to come in. She was his newest girl and hadn\'t had two cocks at once yet.

Nicole knocked on the door,then entered gasping as she seen the two men with their huge cocks sticking straight out. \"Oh, this is a pleasant surprise!\" she said slipping off her little red dress and standing in front of them with just her six inch red high heels on. Nicole was a petite twenty year old with a hot little body. Long black hair,small pointed a cup breast with little hard nipples like pencil erasers. Very slender with a cute little to die for round ass. Her little pussy was shaved smooth. She had been sweet and innocent when she started here too.

\"Nicole this is my friend Mike,is it okay if he joins us today?\"

\"Whatever you want John.\" Nicole replied looking at his long fat cock twitching around. \" You know this will be my first time with two!\"

The guys got up slipping their clothes off laying Nicole on the desk spread eagle. Mike knelt down in front of her spreading her legs further apart and pushing them back.Admiring her pink puffy cunt lips,inhaling the sweet fragrance as he moved his head down. Flicking his tongue out licking her wet slippery cunt lips. \"Oh...so sweet.\"he mumbled licking and sucking he velvet soft lips,moving down to lick the crack of her ass,tonguing her puckered little asshole.

Nicole squealed with delight as his wet tongue moved all over her pussy and ass.His big hands moving up to fondle her small tits. She opened her mouth wide as John rubbed his huge cock all over her face. Slapping her lips and tongue with his rock hard cock.

\"Tell me what you want Nicole!!\" He said continuing to slap her with his massive cock.

All the details are in place. The ladies are to be in skirts for easy access with no bras or panties when I arrive. I am the Professor. They are my students and roommates. I have seen them all semester in the back of my class giggling and smiling away. They ask me to stop by their house so they can ask me a few important things about their education. I oblige.

"So...what can I do for you ladies?" They dance around the subject for a bit. Playing with their hair and smiling at each other nervously.

They finally get around to telling me they are worried about their grades and are hoping for some extra credit to keep their scholarships.

I inform them that I don't offer extra credit and that if they would have read the syllabus they would know that. They resort to pleading.

"You two seem like you absolutely NEED this."

"Yes!!! We'll do whatever you want!" they answer, almost simultaneously.

The ball is rolling in my head.

"Really?" I inquire coolly.

I start circling them. The blonde one won't keep her back to me. The brunette lowers her head like a puppy whenever I close in on her.

"I think there is something I can do here, but on one condition. You absolutely MUST keep this a secret."

"Oh yes. We can keep a secret!!!"

"Alright."

I continue circling them. Stop near each of them alternately to graze their hair, inspect their waistlines or smell their necks from behind.

They confirm my suspicion that they are "really close friends" as they start kissing after I tell them to prove their "closeness".
I instruct them to remove each others shirts. They make out slowly for a couple of minutes. I take their heads lightly into my hands as they kiss. Then I part them and turn their gazes towards me.

"Are you ready?" I ask.

With their acquiescence in my pocket, I lower them to their knees. They both look up eagerly as I loosen my belt and pull my hard, seeping cock from my pants. I put it in the brunettes mouth first and I can tell she enjoys it. The blonde laps at my balls with her tongue and eagerly nudges her friend away from my cock so she can have a turn.

I announce, "The one who gets my load gets an A."

I lift the brunette from her knees and tongue kiss her deeply. My fingers meet her wet cunt as I reach behind and tease up her skirt.

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